Who We Are
We’re readers. We’re writers. We’re whatever the noun form of horny is. Horners. Most of us have MFAs in order to better refine the smut we produce and give it that sexy professional sheen. We love the good stuff and hate the bad.
Monty Flook. Editor-in-Chief. Wants to read and share your stuff and let the world see your deepest darkest desires. Has an MFA in creative writing, a few publications under his belt, and worked as a proofreader. Will dot the i’s in “i’m cumming” and cross the t’s in “she was tied up with a vibrator in her” for you.
Fiona Bennet. Editor. Loves sapphic romance stories. “If there ain’t penetration, don’t leave the station.”
Madeline Brooks. If one of you isn’t going to write the hottest story about a sex demon who can change genders, I will.
Audrey Mitchell. Likes lesbians. Like pirates. Likes lesbian pirates.
(NOTE: this is a stock photo of a beautiful woman and not representative of the physical appearance of our editors. Sorry.)
Our Story